Population | 24.81 billion |
Capital | Westland |
Leader | Commander Farsight |
Faith | Beatlemania |
Currency | Bottle cap |
Animal | Bloodwing |
The United Kingdom of Razor6514 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Commander Farsight with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, digital currency, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.81 billion Razorians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Razorish economy, worth a remarkable 7,638 trillion Bottle caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 307,877 Bottle caps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,861,536 per year while the poor average 3,052, a ratio of 937 to 1.
The nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, and fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Razor6514's national animal is the Bloodwing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Beatlemania.
Razor6514 is ranked 1,812th in the world and 1st in British Isles for Most Stationary, with 4,142.66401536 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Razor6514, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
- : Following new legislation in Razor6514, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
- : Following new legislation in Razor6514, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
- : Following new legislation in Razor6514, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
- : Following new legislation in Razor6514, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Razorians make research institutes rich.
- : Following new legislation in Razor6514, Razorish companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.
- : Following new legislation in Razor6514, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
- : Following new legislation in Razor6514, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Razor6514, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
- : Following new legislation in Razor6514, citizens must pay to enjoy Razor6514's pristine beaches.