The Ekumena of Rasumplia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Vengeano Villai with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.963 billion Rasumplians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rasumpraha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rasumplian economy, worth a remarkable 1,510 trillion Rusumplic crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 304,425 Rusumplic crowns, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime is totally unknown. Rasumplia's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Rasumplia is ranked 42,641^st in the world and 47^th in Lands End for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,643.25 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.