Rudest Citizens: 338thLargest Agricultural Sector: 526thMost Efficient Economies: 745th
The Ekumena of
Anarchy
Create your own future!
Vengeano Villai
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Rasumplia

Population4.963 billion

CapitalRasumpraha
LeaderVengeano Villai
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyRusumplic crown
Animaldog

The Ekumena of Rasumplia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Vengeano Villai with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.963 billion Rasumplians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rasumpraha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rasumplian economy, worth a remarkable 1,510 trillion Rusumplic crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 304,425 Rusumplic crowns, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime is totally unknown. Rasumplia's national animal is the dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Rasumplia is ranked 42,641st in the world and 47th in Lands End for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,643.25 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 338thLargest Agricultural Sector: 526thMost Efficient Economies: 745thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 773rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 797thLargest Retail Industry: 852ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,213thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,850thHighest Food Quality: 2,072ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,160thHighest Average Incomes: 2,195thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,415thMost Cultured: 2,508thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,606thMost Inclusive: 2,615thSafest: 2,701stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,788thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,921stNicest Citizens: 3,042ndSmartest Citizens: 3,316thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,906thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,913thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,984thHealthiest Citizens: 4,046thBest Weather: 4,055thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,077thMost Developed: 4,085thLowest Crime Rates: 4,121stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,369thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,541stLargest Governments: 5,045thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,485thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,295thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,640thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,967thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 12,980thHighest Economic Output: 13,320thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,168thMost Secular: 15,548thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,988thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,250thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,120thMost Politically Free: 21,648thMost Influential: 25,716th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rasumplia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Rasumplia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Rasumplia lodged a message on the Lands End Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Rasumplia, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
  • : Following new legislation in Rasumplia, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Rasumplia, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
  • : Rasumplia was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Anarchy".
  • : Following new legislation in Rasumplia, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.
  • : Following new legislation in Rasumplia, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
  • : Following new legislation in Rasumplia, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.

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