Population | 23.147 billion |
Capital | Greentown |
Leader | King Grendon II |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Rand |
Animal | dragon |
The Green Kingdom of Ralfy is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Grendon II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 23.147 billion Ralfyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greentown. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish Ralfyian economy, worth 410 trillion Rand a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 17,718 Rand, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Gambling is outlawed, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, Catholicism has been named as Ralfy's national religion, and King Grendon II has just been declared ruler of Ralfy in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ralfy's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Ralfy is ranked 16,387th in the world and 38th in Canada for Most Stationary, with 1,740.475448595 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ralfy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Ralfy's influence in Canada fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Ralfy's influence in Canada rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Ralfy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Ralfy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Ralfy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Ralfy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Ralfy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Ralfy was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Pubs of Parkplace, curing 445 million infected.
- : Ralfy was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Pubs of Parkplace, curing 282 million infected.