The Ral System Capital World of Ral Ixshida is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Simon Crowe with a fair hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.357 billion Hylians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latsudan. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hylian economy, worth an astonishing 10,226 trillion Hylian Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 306,578 Hylian Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime is totally unknown. Ral Ixshida's national animal is the Vaali Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Triforianism.

Ral Ixshida is ranked 97,476^th in the world and 1^st in The Empire of Triphoria for Most Extreme, scoring 19.72 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.