The Ral System Capital World of Ral Ixshida is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Simon Crowe with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.326 billion Hylians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latsudan. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hylian economy, worth an astonishing 10,655 trillion Hylian Rupees a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 310,427 Hylian Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime is totally unknown. Ral Ixshida's national animal is the Vaali Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Triforianism.

Ral Ixshida is ranked 240,642^nd in the world and 1^st in The Empire of Triphoria for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -72.57 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.