Most Developed: 40thLongest Average Lifespans: 48thHealthiest Citizens: 59th
The Valkyrian Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Peace, Freedom, and Democracy
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Qvait

Population22.365 billion

CapitalRavneby
LeaderJarlskona Kate Murphy
FaithValrissi

CurrencyValkyrian vekt
Animalblue jay

The Valkyrian Republic of Qvait is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jarlskona Kate Murphy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.365 billion Valkyrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravneby. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valkyrian economy, worth a remarkable 8,008 trillion Valkyrian vekts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 358,083 Valkyrian vekts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, and government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qvait's national animal is the blue jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Valrissi.

Qvait is ranked 127th in the world and 7th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 40,987.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Developed: 40thLongest Average Lifespans: 48thHealthiest Citizens: 59thMost Pacifist: 82ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 83rdSafest: 97thLowest Crime Rates: 97thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 102ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 107thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 113thMost Compassionate Citizens: 114thLargest Welfare Programs: 115thMost Inclusive: 117thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 122ndMost Advanced Public Education: 127thBest Weather: 128thLargest Governments: 132ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 137thNicest Citizens: 143rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 150thMost Beautiful Environments: 155thHighest Food Quality: 166thSmartest Citizens: 217thMost Efficient Economies: 303rdHighest Poor Incomes: 347thLeast Corrupt Governments: 480thMost Subsidized Industry: 519thMost Cheerful Citizens: 564thMost Scientifically Advanced: 570thMost Cultured: 749thHighest Economic Output: 1,015thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,273rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,319thHighest Average Incomes: 1,377thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,254thTop
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Most Secular: 4,495thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,850thMost Influential: 7,048thLargest Populations: 7,181stNudest: 11,056thMost Patriotic: 11,057thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,424thTop
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Most Income Equality: 16,590thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,044th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 43rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Populations: 60th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 85th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 128th in the regionMost Secular: 140th in the regionNudest: 220th in the regionMost Patriotic: 249th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 308th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 645th in the regionMost Income Equality: 843rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 896th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 904th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,134th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Qvait, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares.
  • : Following new legislation in Qvait, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Qvait, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Qvait, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Qvait, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Qvait, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
  • : Following new legislation in Qvait, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Qvait, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Qvait, nations that kill a Valkyrian can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Qvait, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".

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