The Unified Sovereignty of Quinzavix is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Viceroy with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.876 billion Quinzies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anchorport. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Quinzavixian economy, worth a remarkable 2,509 trillion doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 180,882 doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

There's never a spare chair in the retirement home, Viceroy likes it when another nation spies on their citizens, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Quinzavix, and the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves. Crime is totally unknown. Quinzavix's national animal is the hammerhead shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Reborn Rastafari.

Quinzavix is ranked 24,788^th in the world and 238^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.11 law-abiding acts per hour.