Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,349thHighest Crime Rates: 4,678thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,607th
The Commonwealth of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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Quicomu

Population2.457 billion

Currencyibiceri
Animalvontsira

The Commonwealth of Quicomu is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.457 billion Quicomuans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Quicomuan economy, worth 259 trillion ibiceris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,818 ibiceris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Max Barry is this year's Miss Quicomu, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, and all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Quicomu's national animal is the vontsira, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Quicomu is ranked 14,391st in the world and 7th in Zentari for Most Armed, with 4.92 Weapons Per Person.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,349thHighest Crime Rates: 4,678thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,607thMost Devout: 6,170thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,783rdLargest Welfare Programs: 9,346thMost Inclusive: 10,342ndLargest Black Market: 11,067thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,514thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,164thMost Armed: 14,391stHighest Food Quality: 14,500thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,091stMost Cultured: 15,148thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,357thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,885thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,677thNicest Citizens: 18,833rdHighest Drug Use: 19,896thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,274thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,012thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,037th
Top
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Quicomu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Quicomu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Quicomu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Quicomu, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Quicomu, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
  • : Quicomu's influence in Zentari rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Quicomu, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
  • : Following new legislation in Quicomu, Max Barry is this year's Miss Quicomu.
  • : Quicomu was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and the Top 5% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Quicomu, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.

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