The Theocracy of Quesan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Grand Hierarch with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.45 billion Quesanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newreach. The average income tax rate is 70.5%.

The strong Quesanian economy, worth 82.5 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 56,899 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes, and sleeping on the job is recommended. Crime is totally unknown. Quesan's national animal is the axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Ruby Dragon.

Quesan is ranked 89,259^th in the world and 34^th in Nudist Dreamland for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,091.7 on the Gilded Widget Scale.