Most Primitive: 600thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,471stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,240th
The Rare Blue Glaciers of
Iron Fist Consumerists
With a Cold and Cruel Heart of Ice
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Queen Winter

Population12.431 billion

CapitalHoarfrost
LeaderQueen Hiverie de Invierno
FaithChurch of the Frozen Heart

CurrencyIce Crystal
AnimalWhite Zombie Bear

The Rare Blue Glaciers of Queen Winter is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Hiverie de Invierno with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.431 billion Hiverians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoarfrost. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Hiverian economy, worth a remarkable 1,592 trillion Ice Crystals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,087 Ice Crystals, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Fat-shaming is now public policy, politicians fear the otherworldly wrath of poorly made cheese, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Queen Winter's national animal is the White Zombie Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of the Frozen Heart.

Queen Winter is ranked 11,982nd in the world and 31st in Yggdrasil for Most Stationary, with 2,085.16427660512 days.

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Most Primitive: 600thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,471stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,240thTop
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Most Devout: 3,121stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,890thNudest: 4,101stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,551stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,341stLargest Retail Industry: 10,661stMost Conservative: 10,708thMost Stationary: 11,982ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,326thTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,351stMost Influential: 15,575thHighest Economic Output: 16,562ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,150thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,277thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,311thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,362ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,170thMost Cultured: 20,221stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,486thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,222ndMost Authoritarian: 25,927thMost Efficient Economies: 27,096thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,582ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 28,757th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Queen Winter was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Queen Winter, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
  • : Queen Winter was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Queen Winter, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Queen Winter was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Queen Winter was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
  • : Queen Winter was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Queen Winter was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Queen Winter, politicians fear the otherworldly wrath of poorly made cheese.
  • : Following new legislation in Queen Winter, fat-shaming is now public policy.

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