Population | 8.615 billion |
Currency | Dragon Coins |
Animal | Valkyria |
The Queendom of Queen Dragonia is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.615 billion Dragons are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Queen Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,235 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 259,446 Dragon Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
Only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, and troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Queen Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Queen Dragonia is ranked 40,704th in the world and 86th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,106.1291879102 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Queen Dragonia, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto.
- : Following new legislation in Queen Dragonia, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.
- : Following new legislation in Queen Dragonia, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
- : Following new legislation in Queen Dragonia, only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00.
- : Following new legislation in Queen Dragonia, the government has cautiously opted to support women's suffrage.
- : Following new legislation in Queen Dragonia, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in Queen Dragonia, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
- : Following new legislation in Queen Dragonia, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content.
- : Queen Dragonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Queen Dragonia, the government's suggestions box is curiously empty these days.