The Constitutional Monarchy of Quadrosja is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 171 million Quadrosjians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 8.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Quadrosjan economy, worth 10.1 trillion brązowies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 58,964 brązowies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists outnumber citizens two to one, baiting is a national sport, voting is voluntary, and schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money. Crime is relatively low. Quadrosja's national animal is the Shadow Phoenix.

Quadrosja is ranked 235,725^th in the world and 267^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.76 bananas ingested per day.