Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,504thHighest Drug Use: 2,052ndMost Pro-Market: 3,759th
The Republic of
The working class can kiss my ass!
Augusto Pinochet
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Population5.364 billion

LeaderAugusto Pinochet

AnimalTiger Shark

The Republic of Qihein is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Augusto Pinochet with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 5.364 billion Qiheinians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bourgeoisie. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Qiheinian economy, worth 253 trillion Qeins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 47,260 Qeins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 304,600 per year while the poor average 2,962, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Qihein has designated Bourgeoisie as its capital city, Augusto Pinochet has just been declared ruler of Qihein in an international press conference, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Qihein's national animal is the Tiger Shark, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Qihein is ranked 209,489th in the world and 10,047th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 436.53 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,504thHighest Drug Use: 2,052ndTop
Most Pro-Market: 3,759thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,744thHighest Crime Rates: 5,896thNudest: 10,637thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 14,731stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,941stMost Armed: 15,664thFattest Citizens: 17,636thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,546th
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 34th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 36th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 84th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 180th in the regionNudest: 220th in the regionMost Armed: 311th in the regionMost Avoided: 382nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 391st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 405th in the regionMost Stationary: 455th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 635th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 689th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 784th in the regionLargest Black Market: 917th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 975th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 985th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,073rd in the region

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