Largest Retail Industry: 31stMost Efficient Economies: 118thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 153rd
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Compulsory Consumerist State
Wealth Makes Right
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Qiang Garrua

Population7.211 billion



The Fiefdom of Qiang Garrua is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 7.211 billion Garruans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anxiangra. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Garruan economy, worth a remarkable 3,098 trillion Won a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 429,699 Won, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,366,148 per year while the poor average 13,824, a ratio of 243 to 1.

Major boxing matches are held in government buildings, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Qiang Garrua's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Qiang Garrua is ranked 31st in the world and 1st in the Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 76,674.19 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 31stMost Efficient Economies: 118thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 153rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 196thFattest Citizens: 315thLargest Gambling Industry: 328thMost Avoided: 373rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 407thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 442ndMost Armed: 514thMost Corrupt Governments: 515thRudest Citizens: 552ndHighest Average Incomes: 589thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 636thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 671stMost Subsidized Industry: 741stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 747thHighest Crime Rates: 793rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 796thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 804thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,042ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,123rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,174thLargest Mining Sector: 1,545thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,662ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,789thMost Cultured: 2,009thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,060thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,160thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,209thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,714thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,801stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,120thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,144thLargest Governments: 3,439thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,030thHighest Economic Output: 4,481stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,559thNudest: 5,647thMost Inclusive: 6,786thTop
Most Stationary: 15,787thMost Secular: 15,816thMost Pro-Market: 16,187thMost Influential: 17,220thLargest Black Market: 17,285thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,524thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,133rd
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 38th in the regionMost Cultured: 41st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 55th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 60th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 71st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 76th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionNudest: 84th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 86th in the regionLargest Governments: 88th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 96th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 140th in the regionMost Inclusive: 183rd in the regionMost Stationary: 220th in the regionLargest Black Market: 269th in the regionMost Influential: 285th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 330th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 386th in the regionMost Secular: 417th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 525th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 599th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Qiang Garrua, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Qiang Garrua, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in Qiang Garrua, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Qiang Garrua, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Qiang Garrua, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records.
  • : Following new legislation in Qiang Garrua, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Anxiangra's water use.
  • : Following new legislation in Qiang Garrua, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Qiang Garrua, online tourism reviews of Qiang Garrua are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • : Following new legislation in Qiang Garrua, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
  • : Following new legislation in Qiang Garrua, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.


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