Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 483rdLargest Mining Sector: 907thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,206th
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Qerilla

Population5.787 billion

CapitalQ
LeaderQ

CurrencyNerd
AnimalUnicorn

The Q of Q of Qerilla is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Q with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.787 billion Qerillans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Q. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Qerillan economy, worth a remarkable 1,114 trillion Nerds a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,616 Nerds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 584,841 per year while the poor average 49,298, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qerilla's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Qerilla is ranked 45,194th in the world and 58th in Nerdlandia for Most Stationary, with 971.7349336448 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 483rdLargest Mining Sector: 907thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,206thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,421stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,489thMost Avoided: 2,652ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,888thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,959thTop
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Most Patriotic: 4,551stMost Devout: 4,675thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,855thLargest Black Market: 6,279thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,379thNudest: 8,892ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,321stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,278thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 16,188thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,675thMost Efficient Economies: 19,829thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,452ndMost Subsidized Industry: 21,714thHighest Economic Output: 26,168thMost Influential: 28,157th
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Largest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionTop
10%
Nudest: 15th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Qerilla, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
  • : Following new legislation in Qerilla, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
  • : Following new legislation in Qerilla, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Qerilla, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
  • : Following new legislation in Qerilla, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Following new legislation in Qerilla, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
  • : Following new legislation in Qerilla, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Following new legislation in Qerilla, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Qerilla, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.
  • : Following new legislation in Qerilla, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts.

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