Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,353rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,963rdMost Influential: 4,081st
The Rogue Nation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
With strange aeons even death may die
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Population4.399 billion

CapitalMag Mell
LeaderNagito Komaeda


The Rogue Nation of Pyralspite is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Nagito Komaeda with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.399 billion Pyralspitians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mag Mell. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Pyralspitian economy, worth 314 trillion garnets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is 71,562 garnets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religion makes people horny, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, and Pyralspite recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pyralspite's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pyralspite is ranked 19,627th in the world and 338th in The Communist Bloc for Smartest Citizens, with 63.31 quips per hour.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,353rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,963rdMost Influential: 4,081stMost Pacifist: 4,933rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,281stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,331stBest Weather: 7,179thSafest: 7,212thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,402ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,956thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,165thNicest Citizens: 8,603rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,648thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,380thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,716thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,734thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,829thHealthiest Citizens: 11,255thMost Inclusive: 12,738thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,808thHighest Food Quality: 13,173rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,461stLargest Governments: 16,459thMost Cultured: 18,411thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,718thLowest Crime Rates: 19,120thSmartest Citizens: 19,627thMost Income Equality: 21,571stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,538th
Most Stationary: 80th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 103rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 115th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 123rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 125th in the regionMost Influential: 135th in the regionBest Weather: 136th in the regionSafest: 165th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 165th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 183rd in the region

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