Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 165thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,828thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,763rd
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Population11.011 billion


The Principality of Pychto is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.011 billion Pychtonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.4%.

The strong Pychtoan economy, worth 654 trillion Monies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,435 Monies, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Charities reserve the right to not help those who go against religious teachings, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, the nation is devoted to world peas, and the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pychto's national animal is the Twink, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pychto is ranked 129,823rd in the world and 59th in Crystal Falls for Smartest Citizens, with 28.83 quips per hour.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 165thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,828thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 14,763rdLargest Black Market: 17,639thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,878thBest Weather: 20,161stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,208th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the region

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