Most Stationary: 6,343rdMost Influential: 11,745thLargest Populations: 16,172nd
The Ripple in Cheese Time Time of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Purrlin

Population20.243 billion

CapitalMelancholy Hill
LeaderMurdoc Niccals

CurrencyPurro
Animalkitty

The Ripple in Cheese Time Time of Purrlin is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Murdoc Niccals with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ritual sacrifices, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 20.243 billion Purrlinians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melancholy Hill. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Purrlinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,231 trillion Purroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 60,819 Purroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murdoc Niccals's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purrlin's national animal is the kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Purrlin is ranked 6,343rd in the world and 1st in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 2,911.4986227508 days.

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Most Stationary: 6,343rdMost Influential: 11,745thTop
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Largest Populations: 16,172ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,636thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,976thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,204thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,026thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,499thHighest Economic Output: 22,922ndLargest Black Market: 26,632ndMost Income Equality: 27,071st
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Most Stationary: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Purrlin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Zombified.
  • : Purrlin was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Republic of Amyland-Gothic, infecting 47 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : Purrlin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Purrlin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Purrlin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Purrlin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Purrlin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Purrlin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Purrlin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Purrlin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.

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