Largest Cheese Export Sector: 584thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 767thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 851st
The Principality of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Purple Rain 95

Population5.68 billion

CapitalSt Paul
LeaderPrince
FaithLove Symbol

Currencymark
Animaldolphin

The Principality of Purple Rain 95 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Prince with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.68 billion Purple Rain 95ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Paul. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Purple Rain 95ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,327 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 233,698 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A video of Prince wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Purple Rain 95, and serial killers are the country's biggest import. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purple Rain 95's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Love Symbol.

Purple Rain 95 is ranked 147,633rd in the world and 697th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 172.2008967358 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 584thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 767thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 851stLargest Mining Sector: 1,520thMost Patriotic: 1,973rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,313thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,873rdTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,322ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,878thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,914thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,398thLargest Black Market: 4,639thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,704thMost Avoided: 5,087thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,025thHighest Average Incomes: 6,534thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,761stNudest: 13,716thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 16,052ndMost Subsidized Industry: 20,678thHighest Economic Output: 20,779thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,187thMost Efficient Economies: 21,826thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,669thMost Developed: 24,965thLowest Crime Rates: 26,153rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,631stLargest Governments: 27,688th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 69th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Purple Rain 95, serial killers are the country's biggest import.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple Rain 95, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Purple Rain 95.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple Rain 95, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple Rain 95, a video of Prince wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple Rain 95, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple Rain 95, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple Rain 95, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple Rain 95, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple Rain 95, foreign leaders are advising that Prince's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple Rain 95, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.

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