Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 111thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,069thLargest Mining Sector: 1,233rd
The Purple flowers of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Flowers!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Purple 9

Population10.745 billion

CapitalFlowerville
LeaderThe Purple
FaithPurple

CurrencyPetal
AnimalHoney bee

The Purple flowers of Purple 9 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Purple with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.745 billion Purple 9ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flowerville. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Purple 9ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,619 trillion Petals a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,747 Petals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Gun ownership is compulsory, golden statues of Honey bees line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, Flowerville's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purple 9's national animal is the Honey bee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Purple.

Purple 9 is ranked 45,125th in the world and 23rd in Nerdlandia for Most Stationary, with 972.92803704788 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 111thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,069thLargest Mining Sector: 1,233rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,560thLargest Black Market: 1,766thMost Avoided: 2,354thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,476thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,572ndMost Patriotic: 2,770thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,880thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,883rdTop
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Most Armed: 3,343rdMost Devout: 4,209thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,259thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,527thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,263rdFattest Citizens: 5,448thHighest Average Incomes: 5,754thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,411thHighest Economic Output: 8,681stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,426thMost Efficient Economies: 11,186thNudest: 12,890thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 15,303rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,602ndLargest Governments: 17,642ndMost Advanced Public Education: 20,776thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,680thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,537thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,986thMost Influential: 28,105thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,132ndLongest Average Lifespans: 29,167th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the regionLargest Populations: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionMost Income Equality: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Purple 9 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple 9, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple 9, Flowerville's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple 9, golden statues of Honey bees line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple 9, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple 9, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple 9, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple 9, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Purple 9ian justice.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple 9, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple 9, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations.

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