Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,425thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,595thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,658th
The Purple flowers of
Democratic Socialists
Flowers!
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Apprentice
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
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Purple 3

Population10.723 billion

CapitalFlowerville
LeaderThe Purple
FaithPurple

CurrencyPetal
AnimalHoney bee

The Purple flowers of Purple 3 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Purple with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.723 billion Purple 3ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flowerville. The average income tax rate is 35.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Purple 3ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,309 trillion Petals a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,419 Petals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, and citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purple 3's national animal is the Honey bee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Purple.

Purple 3 is ranked 45,128th in the world and 29th in Nerdlandia for Most Stationary, with 972.9273634372 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,425thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,595thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,658thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,832ndMost Avoided: 2,142ndMost Armed: 2,303rdTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,497thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,545thLargest Black Market: 3,574thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,603rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,619thLargest Mining Sector: 3,790thMost Devout: 6,908thMost Patriotic: 7,650thHighest Average Incomes: 8,201stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,334thHighest Economic Output: 10,166thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,309thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,978thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,659thMost Efficient Economies: 20,497thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,619thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,055thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,187thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,340thMost Influential: 28,107th
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 24th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Purple 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple 3, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple 3, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple 3, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple 3, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple 3, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Purple 3 was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Purple 3, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple 3, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Purple 3, Purple now admits men and women into its clergy.

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