The Queen's State of Puppet Storage is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.464 billion Puppet Storageans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is solely concerned with Industry. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong Puppet Storagean economy, worth 662 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 32,382 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 220,161 per year while the poor average 1,739, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Puppet Storage's national animal is the deer.

Puppet Storage is ranked 289,247^th in the world and 16^th in Union of Great Britain for Lowest Crime Rates, with 33.6 law-abiding acts per hour.