The 2nd Republic of Puppet of Ucancallmequeenbee is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Puppetmaster Simon Sumple with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 12.976 billion Puppet of Ucancallmequeenbeeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Townsville City. The average income tax rate is 56.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Puppet of Ucancallmequeenbeean economy, worth a remarkable 1,054 trillion Realmcoins a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 81,285 Realmcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Puppetmaster Simon Sumple, and religious fanatics complain of being held down by the earth's gravitational field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puppet of Ucancallmequeenbee's national animal is the Honeybee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Whateverism.

Puppet of Ucancallmequeenbee is ranked 79,032^nd in the world and 85^th in The Regected Realns for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.69 law-abiding acts per hour.