Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,937thBest Weather: 3,056thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,275th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Strength and Love is all I need.
Leader
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Pumperania

Population16.873 billion

CapitalPumperania City
LeaderLeader

CurrencyPumpernickel
AnimalFerile Pelican

The Republic of Pumperania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 16.873 billion Pumperanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pumperania City. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pumperanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,534 trillion Pumpernickels a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,949 Pumpernickels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", and astronauts take one small step for Pumperania and one giant step backward from confrontation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pumperania's national animal is the Ferile Pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pumperania is ranked 10,263rd in the world and 3rd in Groland for Most Developed, scoring 90.35 on the Human Development Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,937thTop
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Best Weather: 3,056thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,275thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,700thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,957thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,703rdNicest Citizens: 5,178thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,814thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,275thMost Pacifist: 6,431stMost Cultured: 6,725thSafest: 6,826thHighest Food Quality: 7,347thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,061stHealthiest Citizens: 8,720thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,063rdMost Developed: 10,263rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,962ndMost Inclusive: 11,349thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,929thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,045thLowest Crime Rates: 13,048thHighest Economic Output: 13,456thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,198thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,465thLargest Governments: 15,508thSmartest Citizens: 15,755thLargest Populations: 17,488thMost Devout: 19,201stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,370thMost Stationary: 24,343rdHighest Poor Incomes: 25,571stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27,697thMost Cheerful Citizens: 27,807thMost Efficient Economies: 28,319th
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Most Devout: 1st in the region

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  • : Pumperania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Pumperania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Pumperania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Pumperania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Pumperania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Pumperania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Pumperania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Pumperania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Pumperania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Pumperania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.

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