The Commonwealth of Public Healthcare is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its lack of airports, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.56 billion Carers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Cared About economy, worth 491 trillion bandages a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Woodchip Exports industry. Average income is 88,387 bandages, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

The annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert, Leader is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, and hazmat suits are a common Cared About garb. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Public Healthcare's national animal is the snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Public Healthcare is ranked 293,063^rd in the world and 35^th in Stats for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.52 law-abiding acts per hour.