Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,236thMost Devout: 3,356thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,838th
The Secondary Swinging Jungle of
Authoritarian Democracy
We serve Baloo
King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII
Influence
Dominator
Governor
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Some

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Proxy of Baloo Kingdom

Population8.699 billion

CapitalNew Baloo Kingdom City
LeaderKing Baloo von Bruinwald XIII
FaithLutheran Christianity

CurrencyPrickly Pears
AnimalBear

The Secondary Swinging Jungle of Proxy of Baloo Kingdom is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 8.699 billion Proxy of Baloo Kingdomians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Baloo Kingdom City. The average income tax rate is 50.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Proxy of Baloo Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 1,086 trillion Prickly Pears a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,896 Prickly Pears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work, and law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Proxy of Baloo Kingdom's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Proxy of Baloo Kingdom is ranked 175,264th in the world and 1st in The Baloo Empire for Most Stationary, with 89.0433110678 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,236thMost Devout: 3,356thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,838thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,975thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,424thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,272ndBest Weather: 16,936thNicest Citizens: 17,590thMost Patriotic: 17,889thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,755thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,347thLowest Crime Rates: 22,078thLargest Black Market: 25,088thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,983rdHighest Poor Incomes: 26,162ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,483rdHighest Economic Output: 27,040thHighest Disposable Incomes: 28,502nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Proxy of Baloo Kingdom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Proxy of Baloo Kingdom, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
  • : Following new legislation in Proxy of Baloo Kingdom, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Proxy of Baloo Kingdom, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Proxy of Baloo Kingdom, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
  • : Following new legislation in Proxy of Baloo Kingdom, government spokespeople are working overtime trying to convince concerned citizens that King Baloo von Bruinwald XIII is not a crook.
  • : Proxy of Baloo Kingdom was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Proxy of Baloo Kingdom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Proxy of Baloo Kingdom, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Proxy of Baloo Kingdom, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content.

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