Most Primitive: 13thMost Ignorant Citizens: 46thMost Devout: 91st
The Ever Regressing Backwater of
Iron Fist Consumerists
25000000BC or Bust!
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population15.487 billion

LeaderThe Mysterious Unknown


The Ever Regressing Backwater of Prosophobia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Mysterious Unknown with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.487 billion Prosophobes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — is solely concerned with Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 35.1%.

The sizeable but stagnant Prosophobian economy, worth 58.5 trillion Meals a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 3,775 Meals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious, and the term "Native Prosophobe" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Prosophobia's national animal is the Flea, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Darkness.

Prosophobia is ranked 260,482nd in the world and 29th in Eladen for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.28 bananas ingested per day.

Most Primitive: 13thMost Ignorant Citizens: 46thMost Devout: 91stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 154thHighest Crime Rates: 191stMost Avoided: 269thFattest Citizens: 357thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 457thMost Armed: 484thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,923rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,077thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,120thBest Weather: 2,202ndTop
Nudest: 3,409thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,289thRudest Citizens: 8,894thTop
Largest Black Market: 18,482ndMost Conservative: 18,962ndLargest Populations: 19,098thMost Authoritarian: 20,201st
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the region

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