Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,511thMost Stationary: 15,487thLargest Mining Sector: 18,604th
The Death-Eaters Theocracy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I don’t need help from filthy little Mudbloods like you
Severus Snape
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Professor Snape

Population10.484 billion

CapitalKnockturn Alley
LeaderSeverus Snape
FaithDeath Eater

CurrencyKnut
AnimalBaselisk

The Death-Eaters Theocracy of Professor Snape is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Severus Snape with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.484 billion Slytherins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Knockturn Alley. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Slytherin economy, worth 959 trillion Knuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,554 Knuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, parents dread their examinations more than their children, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Professor Snape's national animal is the Baselisk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Death Eater.

Professor Snape is ranked 15,487th in the world and 2nd in Slytherin for Most Stationary, with 1,763.8398086418 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,511thTop
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Most Stationary: 15,487thLargest Mining Sector: 18,604thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,836thLargest Black Market: 21,984thMost Secular: 23,508thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,020thLargest Retail Industry: 25,513thFattest Citizens: 25,971stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,013th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Professor Snape was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Professor Snape was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Professor Snape was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Professor Snape was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Professor Snape was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Professor Snape was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Professor Snape, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Professor Snape, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.
  • : Following new legislation in Professor Snape, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Professor Snape, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.

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