The Happy Autism AcceptanceMonth of Proctethia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Proctethia with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 6.098 billion Proctethians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Artregon. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Proctethian economy, worth 523 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 85,827 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, you can get married in sickness and in health but not internationally, and property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Proctethia's national animal is the Procteh, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pride.

Proctethia is ranked 57,662^nd in the world and 804^th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 529.0122308764 days.