The Supposedly Not Empire of Probably Not Japan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hitohiro with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.052 billion Not Japs enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nikkoi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Probably Not Japanian economy, worth 163 trillion ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,712 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 515,702 per year while the poor average 35,119, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism, and commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Probably Not Japan's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is currently not following anything.

Probably Not Japan is ranked 42,137^th in the world and 21^st in Japan for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,410.76 on the Societal Mobility Rating.