The United Socialist States of Primirestan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Josh Prims with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 10.343 billion Primires enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benglor. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Primirere economy, worth a remarkable 1,605 trillion Primirsre Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 155,213 Primirsre Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Josh Prims spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Josh Prims, and abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Primirestan's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Bread.

Primirestan is ranked 4,332^nd in the world and 252^nd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 120.05 law-abiding acts per hour.