The Underwater Underworld of President Florida Man is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by our unstable executive - Florida Man with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.754 billion President Florida Men are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West Palm Beach. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The powerhouse President Florida Man-ic economy, worth 426 trillion fake news items a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 74,151 fake news items, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 669,076 per year while the poor average 1,001, a ratio of 668 to 1.

The men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and money grows on trees. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. President Florida Man's national animal is the land-easement donation tax dodge, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Perjury.

President Florida Man is ranked 220,833^rd in the world and 1^st in Mar a Lago for Smartest Citizens, with 16.48 quips per hour.