Most Valuable International Artwork: 491stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 581stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,157th
The Underwater Underworld of
Right-wing Utopia
Drowning out truth while drowning out debt
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Very Good

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President Florida Man

Population5.754 billion

CapitalWest Palm Beach
Leaderour unstable executive - Florida Man
FaithPerjury

Currencyfake news item
Animalland-easement donation tax dodge

The Underwater Underworld of President Florida Man is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by our unstable executive - Florida Man with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.754 billion President Florida Men are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West Palm Beach. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The powerhouse President Florida Man-ic economy, worth 426 trillion fake news items a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 74,151 fake news items, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 669,076 per year while the poor average 1,001, a ratio of 668 to 1.

The men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and money grows on trees. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. President Florida Man's national animal is the land-easement donation tax dodge, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Perjury.

President Florida Man is ranked 220,833rd in the world and 1st in Mar a Lago for Smartest Citizens, with 16.48 quips per hour.

Top
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 491stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 581stTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,157thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,322ndMost Avoided: 9,058thRudest Citizens: 10,509thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11,946thLargest Retail Industry: 12,613thTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 16,441stMost Conservative: 22,140thMost Pro-Market: 22,619th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : President Florida Man changed its national motto to "Drowning out truth while drowning out debt".
  • : President Florida Man changed its national motto to "Drowning out truth - drowning in debt.".
  • : President Florida Man was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : President Florida Man changed its national motto to "Drowning out truth - drowning in debts".
  • : President Florida Man was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : President Florida Man was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and the Top 5% for Most Avoided, Lowest Overall Tax Burden, Rudest Citizens, and Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in President Florida Man, money grows on trees.
  • : Following new legislation in President Florida Man, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in President Florida Man, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records.
  • : Following new legislation in President Florida Man, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.

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