Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,372ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,405thFattest Citizens: 3,660th
The Theocracy of
Corporate Police State
If you disobey god we’ll skin you alive
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Preeta

Population442 million

CurrencyHoly Coin
AnimalDove

The Theocracy of Preeta is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 442 million Preetans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Preetan economy, worth 42.9 trillion Holy Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 97,000 Holy Coins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 648,933 per year while the poor average 5,469, a ratio of 118 to 1.

The booming slave trade is now government-funded, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, immigrants who don't like the taste of Preetan Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Preeta's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Preeta is ranked 3,660th in the world and 1st in Venice for Fattest Citizens, with 28.74 Obesity Rate.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,372ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,405thFattest Citizens: 3,660thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,877thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,057thLargest Retail Industry: 4,754thMost Avoided: 5,204thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,250thLargest Mining Sector: 8,457thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,678thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,403rdMost Conservative: 17,410th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Preeta's influence in Venice rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in Preeta, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.
  • : Preeta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Preeta, immigrants who don't like the taste of Preetan Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
  • : Following new legislation in Preeta, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom.
  • : Following new legislation in Preeta, the booming slave trade is now government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Preeta, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.
  • : Following new legislation in Preeta, schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit.
  • : Following new legislation in Preeta, Preeta has designated Preeta City as its capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in Preeta, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense.

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