The Meritocratic Commonwealth of Pragmatikotita is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Michail Mpompomastoras with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 11.085 billion Realists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elecrenea. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pragmatikotitan economy, worth a remarkable 1,864 trillion gold coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,240 gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Halberds are common 18th birthday presents, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, and promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pragmatikotita's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pragmatikotita is ranked 189,235^th in the world and 223^rd in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -4.27 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.