Most Influential: 351stMost Secular: 687thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 697th
The National Union of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Ad aeternum
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population12.088 billion

LeaderMagnús Bertelsson
FaithState Atheism


The National Union of Poulton-with-Fearnhead is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Magnús Bertelsson with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.088 billion Varcarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dheaxeev. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Poulton-with-Fearnheadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,748 trillion Færns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 227,339 Færns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Poulton-with-Fearnhead" at foreigners, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poulton-with-Fearnhead's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Poulton-with-Fearnhead is ranked 102,789th in the world and 293rd in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 165.38549831988 days.

Most Influential: 351stMost Secular: 687thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 697thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 789thLowest Crime Rates: 809thHighest Average Tax Rates: 827thMost Developed: 993rdLargest Governments: 997thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,037thMost Patriotic: 1,084thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,139thHealthiest Citizens: 1,162ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,366thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,493rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,632ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,691stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,698thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,255thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,274thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,336thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,476thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,691stBest Weather: 2,745thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,752ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,957thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,960thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,995thSmartest Citizens: 3,658thHighest Food Quality: 3,809thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,568thHighest Average Incomes: 5,216thMost Cultured: 5,322ndHighest Economic Output: 6,449thRudest Citizens: 6,700thMost Inclusive: 7,917thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 14,920thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,897th
Most Patriotic: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 41st in the regionRudest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 43rd in the regionBest Weather: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 47th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 52nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 54th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 56th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 57th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 58th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 59th in the regionMost Cultured: 63rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 81st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 93rd in the region

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