The National Union of Poulton-with-Fearnhead is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Magnús Bertelsson with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.088 billion Varcarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dheaxeev. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Poulton-with-Fearnheadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,748 trillion Færns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 227,339 Færns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Poulton-with-Fearnhead" at foreigners, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poulton-with-Fearnhead's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Poulton-with-Fearnhead is ranked 102,789^th in the world and 293^rd in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 165.38549831988 days.