Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,271stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,440thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,739th
The Federal Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Don’t let liars devalue your faith, dear friends.
Serenathe Megumi
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Portolovia

Population4.663 billion

CapitalNapolizatseul
LeaderSerenathe Megumi
FaithSecular State

CurrencyPortolov Yen
AnimalWeed Smelling Praying Mantis

The Federal Republic of Portolovia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Serenathe Megumi with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.663 billion Portolovs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napolizatseul. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Portolovic economy, worth 499 trillion Portolov Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 107,169 Portolov Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Economic planning is exalted as a human art form, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Portolovia's national animal is the Weed Smelling Praying Mantis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular State.

Portolovia is ranked 285,601st in the world and 6,700th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 4.39265691092 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,271stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,440thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,739thMost Pacifist: 5,745thNicest Citizens: 6,063rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,336thSafest: 6,675thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,073rdMost Secular: 8,381stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,263rdMost Inclusive: 9,878thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,054thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,397thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,740thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,697thHighest Food Quality: 12,332ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,873rdHealthiest Citizens: 14,126thTop
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Most Developed: 15,025thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,056thMost Income Equality: 15,987thBest Weather: 16,287thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,472ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,005thMost Cultured: 17,077thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,160thSmartest Citizens: 18,748thLargest Governments: 19,354thLowest Crime Rates: 19,852ndLargest Publishing Industry: 22,879thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,558thLeast Corrupt Governments: 26,659th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 109th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 119th in the regionMost Pacifist: 134th in the regionNicest Citizens: 135th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 140th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 143rd in the regionSafest: 155th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 201st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 216th in the regionMost Inclusive: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 229th in the regionMost Secular: 231st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 242nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 253rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 286th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 301st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 302nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 316th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 360th in the regionMost Developed: 370th in the regionMost Cultured: 370th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 371st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 383rd in the regionBest Weather: 397th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 416th in the regionLargest Governments: 427th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 439th in the regionMost Income Equality: 446th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 479th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 530th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 581st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 582nd in the region

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