Population | 4.663 billion |
Capital | Napolizatseul |
Leader | Serenathe Megumi |
Faith | Secular State |
Currency | Portolov Yen |
Animal | Weed Smelling Praying Mantis |
The Federal Republic of Portolovia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Serenathe Megumi with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.663 billion Portolovs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napolizatseul. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Portolovic economy, worth 499 trillion Portolov Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 107,169 Portolov Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Economic planning is exalted as a human art form, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Portolovia's national animal is the Weed Smelling Praying Mantis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular State.
Portolovia is ranked 285,601st in the world and 6,700th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 4.39265691092 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Portolovia's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Portolovia relocated from The North Pacific to The Rejected Realms.
- : Portolovia was ejected and banned from The North Pacific by The Salty Dogs of Great Bights Mum.
- : Following new legislation in Portolovia, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes.
- : Portolovia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Portolovia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Portolovia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Portolovia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Portolovia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Portolovia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.