Most Patriotic: 9,709thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,760thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,945th
The Empire of
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Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Porra louca

Population662 million

CapitalCidade de Porra Louca

CurrencyEthereum
AnimalZebra

The Empire of Porra louca is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its public floggings, state-planned economy, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 662 million Porra loucanoes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cidade de Porra Louca. The average income tax rate is 64.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Porra loucan economy, worth 77.4 trillion Ethereums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,858 Ethereums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and group hugs break out during floor votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porra louca's national animal is the Zebra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Porra louca is ranked 100,391st in the world and 47th in Arkonos for Smartest Citizens, with 33.02 quips per hour.

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Most Patriotic: 9,709thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,760thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,945thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 14,604thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,457thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,605thMost Cultured: 21,477thLargest Retail Industry: 22,884thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,778thMost Developed: 24,937th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Porra louca, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Porra louca, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Porra louca, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in Porra louca, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus.
  • : Following new legislation in Porra louca, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Porra louca, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Porra louca was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Porra louca, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • : Following new legislation in Porra louca, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
  • : Following new legislation in Porra louca, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.

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