The Province of Pordenone is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 18.706 billion Pordenoneses are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The very strong Pordenonese economy, worth a remarkable 1,475 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 78,895 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 270,672 per year while the poor average 16,878, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Abortions are routinely performed in Pordenone's hospitals, Pordenone has designated Pordenone City as its capital city, Leader has just been declared ruler of Pordenone in an international press conference, and a major religion has been named as Pordenone's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Pordenone's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Pordenone is ranked 197,244^th in the world and 4,944^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.93 law-abiding acts per hour.