Most Cheerful Citizens: 191stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 636thLargest Retail Industry: 1,298th
The Unified Provinces of
Civil Rights Lovefest
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Peig Sayers
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Polyester Football

Population10.154 billion

CapitalSaoirse na mBan
LeaderPeig Sayers
FaithAn Tuiseal Ginideach

CurrencyAirgead
AnimalSéimhiú

The Unified Provinces of Polyester Football is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Peig Sayers with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.154 billion Polyester Footballers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saoirse na mBan. The average income tax rate is 19.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polyester Footballish economy, worth a remarkable 2,169 trillion Airgeads a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 213,691 Airgeads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Polyester Footballish citizenship in droves, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids. Crime is totally unknown. Polyester Football's national animal is the Séimhiú, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is An Tuiseal Ginideach.

Polyester Football is ranked 1,610th in the world and 2nd in Confederacy of Allied States for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 63 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 191stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 636thLargest Retail Industry: 1,298thNicest Citizens: 1,537thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,610thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,110thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,170thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,230thRudest Citizens: 2,468thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,538thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,566thTop
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Most Inclusive: 3,779thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,823rdMost Pacifist: 3,849thSmartest Citizens: 4,293rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,556thHighest Food Quality: 5,790thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,875thHighest Average Incomes: 6,190thMost Secular: 6,445thMost Developed: 6,463rdMost Cultured: 7,775thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,096thHighest Economic Output: 8,661stLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,422ndNudest: 11,359thBest Weather: 11,600thSafest: 12,160thLargest Mining Sector: 12,493rdTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 14,997thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,150thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,042ndLargest Governments: 16,678thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,934thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,433rdMost Subsidized Industry: 22,146th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Polyester Footballish citizenship in droves.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, glamping Polyester Footballers won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Peig Sayers.
  • : Following new legislation in Polyester Football, farting etiquette is taught in schools.

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