The Republic of Plotxxxix is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.706 billion Plotxxxixians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 59.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Plotxxxixian economy, worth 126 trillion arils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 74,432 arils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial killers are the country's biggest import, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, and money is being desperately pumped into the ruined economy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Plotxxxix's national animal is the rainbow jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Plotxxxix is ranked 50,856^th in the world and 3,082^nd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.93 law-abiding acts per hour.