Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 335thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 360thMost Patriotic: 506th
The Queendom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Glory to dragonkind
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Platinum Dragonia

Population8.31 billion

CurrencyDragon Coins
AnimalValkyria

The Queendom of Platinum Dragonia is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.31 billion Dragons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Platinum Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,479 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 298,348 Dragon Coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, and if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Platinum Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Platinum Dragonia is ranked 40,698th in the world and 80th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,106.1293962434 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 335thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 360thMost Patriotic: 506thMost Devout: 1,182ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,230thLargest Mining Sector: 1,301stLargest Black Market: 1,881stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,621stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,894thHighest Average Incomes: 2,926thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,573rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,008thLowest Crime Rates: 4,632ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,104thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,186thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,686thHealthiest Citizens: 6,426thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,052ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,011thHighest Economic Output: 9,292ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,680thLargest Governments: 10,992ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,253rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,381stSmartest Citizens: 13,548thNudest: 13,925thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,285thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,393rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,334thMost Influential: 24,683rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,134thMost Developed: 28,408th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Devout: 30th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionLargest Populations: 41st in the regionLargest Governments: 43rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionMost Influential: 50th in the regionMost Patriotic: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 51st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 52nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 58th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 62nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Platinum Dragonia, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise.
  • : Following new legislation in Platinum Dragonia, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Platinum Dragonia, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in Platinum Dragonia, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus.
  • : Following new legislation in Platinum Dragonia, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Platinum Dragonia, black tea is only available on the black market.
  • : Following new legislation in Platinum Dragonia, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.
  • : Following new legislation in Platinum Dragonia, glamping Dragons won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Platinum Dragonia, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Platinum Dragonia, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.

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