Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,225thMost Primitive: 2,991stMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,733rd
The Spellbinding Tears of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Have I not granted you leave not to kneel before me?
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Planet Elas

Population4.667 billion

CapitalThe Council of Nobles
LeaderDohlman Elaan

CurrencyDagger
AnimalGreen Pig

The Spellbinding Tears of Planet Elas is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dohlman Elaan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.667 billion Elasians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Council of Nobles. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.2%.

The strong Elasian economy, worth 237 trillion Daggers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,855 Daggers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 163,570 per year while the poor average 11,976, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

Napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, and wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Planet Elas's national animal is the Green Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Planet Elas is ranked 182,617th in the world and 118th in United Earth Space Probe Agency for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -6 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,225thTop
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Most Primitive: 2,991stMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,733rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,047thMost Patriotic: 7,605thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,814thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,725thLargest Black Market: 20,149thMost Authoritarian: 23,052ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,792nd
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Primitive: 14th in the regionMost Conservative: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Planet Elas, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
  • : Following new legislation in Planet Elas, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll.
  • : Following new legislation in Planet Elas, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Planet Elas, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Planet Elas, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Following new legislation in Planet Elas, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace.
  • : Planet Elas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Planet Elas, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies.
  • : Planet Elas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Planet Elas, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.

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