Population | 7.394 billion |
Capital | Yggdrasil |
Leader | Ringa Beetles |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Golden Yggdrasil Leaf |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Pink beetles is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.394 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Pinkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,927 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 260,724 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, and recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pink beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Pink beetles is ranked 36,589th in the world and 64th in World of Beetles for Most Stationary, with 1,242.38314237428 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pink beetles, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
- : Following new legislation in Pink beetles, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
- : Following new legislation in Pink beetles, engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut.
- : Following new legislation in Pink beetles, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
- : Following new legislation in Pink beetles, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
- : Following new legislation in Pink beetles, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
- : Following new legislation in Pink beetles, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs.
- : Following new legislation in Pink beetles, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
- : Following new legislation in Pink beetles, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.
- : Following new legislation in Pink beetles, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.