Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,556thMost Politically Free: 1,649thHighest Drug Use: 1,661st
The Second Best Fruit on Pizza of
Anarchy
Honeydew is gross!
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Pineappleistania

Population1.726 billion

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Animallegendary

The Second Best Fruit on Pizza of Pineappleistania is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.726 billion Pineappleistanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Defense, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Pineappleistanian economy, worth 80.3 trillion cards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 46,536 cards, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 319,734 per year while the poor average 2,421, a ratio of 132 to 1.

Bars are packed at all hours, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pineappleistania's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pineappleistania is ranked 17,423rd in the world and 840th in Lazarus for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 319,735 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,556thMost Politically Free: 1,649thHighest Drug Use: 1,661stMost Pro-Market: 1,971stTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,129thFattest Citizens: 6,549thHighest Crime Rates: 6,722ndMost Avoided: 10,344thRudest Citizens: 10,710thTop
10%
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 14,433rdMost Extreme: 14,903rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,355thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,423rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18,988thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,016thMost Armed: 20,588thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,705thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22,782nd
Top
1%
Most Politically Free: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 18th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 30th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 48th in the regionMost Extreme: 60th in the regionTop
5%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 87th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 217th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 269th in the regionFattest Citizens: 345th in the regionTop
10%
Rudest Citizens: 439th in the regionMost Avoided: 516th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 527th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 698th in the regionMost Armed: 734th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 781st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 834th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 840th in the regionNudest: 840th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pineappleistania changed its national nation type to "Second Best Fruit on Pizza".
  • : Pineappleistania published "Pineappleistania Responds to Recent Firebombing Attack" (Bulletin: News).
  • : Pineappleistania's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Pineappleistania, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Pineappleistania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pro-Market and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Pineappleistania, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Pineappleistania, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Pineappleistania, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Pineappleistania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Pineappleistania, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Pineappleistania's new capital.

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