Most Authoritarian: 618thMost Extreme: 1,840thMost Conservative: 1,900th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Might Makes Right
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 26

Population5.699 billion

Currencydenier
Animalgiraffe

The Republic of Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 26 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 5.699 billion Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 26ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 61.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 26ian economy, worth 37.0 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 6,490 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, Harry Potter books are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and foreign lack of enthusiasm for Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 26ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 26's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pineapple Belongs on Pizza 26 is ranked 46,109th in the world and 70th in Devide by Zero for Most Stationary, with 944.86454806408 days.

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Most Authoritarian: 618thMost Extreme: 1,840thMost Conservative: 1,900thMost Income Equality: 2,817thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 6,324thTop
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Most Pacifist: 27,214th
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Most Authoritarian: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the region

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