The State of Pine Creek is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.799 billion Pine Creekians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Pine Creekian economy, worth 899 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 41,245 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,419 per year while the poor average 2,216, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Pine Creek has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pine Creek's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pine Creek is ranked 87,900^th in the world and 4^th in Vaduz for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,434.75 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.