The Holy Imperial Commonwealth of Pillowlandia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Majesty of House Johgs with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.149 billion Pillowlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emain Ablach. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Pillowlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,176 trillion pillowmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 195,232 pillowmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government spends billions to protect Pillowlandia from a disaster that is one in a million, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, and pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pillowlandia's national animal is the Pillow Pet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cenaesian Druidism.

Pillowlandia is ranked 222,072^nd in the world and 27^th in The Democratic Commonwealth for Most Extreme, scoring 4.32 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.