Population | 2.089 billion |
Capital | Surazaza City |
Leader | Khadafi |
Faith | Sikhism |
Currency | Lp |
Animal | Animal Shio |
The Republic of PILC is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Khadafi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The cynical, devout population of 2.089 billion Nusantaras are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Surazaza City. The average income tax rate is 53.8%.
The powerhouse PILCian economy, worth 210 trillion Lps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,938 Lps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
The main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, and romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PILC's national animal is the Animal Shio, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sikhism.
PILC is ranked 178,184th in the world and 9th in Surazaza New for Most Stationary, with 81.76722544672 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in PILC, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars.
- : Following new legislation in PILC, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in PILC, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
- : Following new legislation in PILC, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
- : Following new legislation in PILC, aides are afraid to ask if Khadafi wants a cup of tea or coffee.
- : Following new legislation in PILC, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
- : Following new legislation in PILC, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
- : Following new legislation in PILC, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
- : Following new legislation in PILC, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.
- : Following new legislation in PILC, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.