The Kingdom of Photrisia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The compassionate, cynical population of 547 million Photrisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 38.6%.

The sizeable but inefficient Photrisian economy, worth 21.0 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,366 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', and a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Photrisia's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Photrisia is ranked 151,556^th in the world and 2^nd in TSP for Most Secular, with 16.86 Atheism Rate.