Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,765thMost Authoritarian: 12,154thMost Conservative: 16,301st
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
“United in diversity”
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population429 million


CurrencyNew Dollars

The People's Republic of Philantopian is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 429 million Philantopianians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pentrofurt. The average income tax rate is 69.9%.

The Philantopianian economy, worth 25.9 trillion New Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,469 New Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Supervisors in Philantopian commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, and the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philantopian's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Philantopian is ranked 49,309th in the world and 655th in The Communist Bloc for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 121.19 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,765thMost Authoritarian: 12,154thTop
Most Conservative: 16,301stMost Patriotic: 16,309thMost Influential: 17,349thBest Weather: 19,877thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,630thMost Pacifist: 26,064th
Most Devout: 87th in the regionMost Conservative: 103rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 115th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 151st in the region

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