Population | 7.535 billion |
Capital | Hood River |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | bear |
The Nomadic Peoples of PFriem Family Brewers is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.535 billion pFriemians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hood River. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient PFriem Family Brewersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,048 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,109 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PFriem Family Brewers's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
PFriem Family Brewers is ranked 35,624th in the world and 7th in Great Breweries of the PNW for Most Stationary, with 1,270.74128394728 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in PFriem Family Brewers, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
- : Following new legislation in PFriem Family Brewers, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size.
- : Following new legislation in PFriem Family Brewers, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
- : Following new legislation in PFriem Family Brewers, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
- : Following new legislation in PFriem Family Brewers, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
- : Following new legislation in PFriem Family Brewers, the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought.
- : Following new legislation in PFriem Family Brewers, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
- : Following new legislation in PFriem Family Brewers, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Leader.
- : Following new legislation in PFriem Family Brewers, offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield.
- : Following new legislation in PFriem Family Brewers, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.